In a world of monochrome, we are the burst of color.
We're on a mission to not just stitch fabrics, but to weave stories, personalities, and a sprinkle of audacious magic. Celebrating every quirk, stitch by stitch, because normal is just another word for boring – and the word “fuck” just looks really good embroidered.
Why wait? Start scrolling.
Embroidery too fab to behave. Naughty, witty, and oh-so-pretty!
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Always Sleepy Club // 6"
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Are You Drunk? // 6"
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Bad Eyebrows // 8"
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Bandaid Blanket // 8"
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Big Mouth Babadook // 8"
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Billy Porter // 6"
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Black Hole Polka Dots // 6"
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Black Hole Prayers // 6"
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Black Hole Reader // 6"
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Black Hole Romance // 8"
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Blue Skull // 6"
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Booty Call // 6"
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Bottle That Shit Up // 6"
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Boys Will Be Held Accountable // 6"
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Carly Simon Voodoo Doll, Large // 8"
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Carly Simon Voodoo Doll, Small // 6"
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Celebration Napkins - set of 4
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Celebrity Ass // 8"
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Chairs // 8"
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Confident White Man // 8"
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Cowboy // 6"
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Dick / Torso Napkins - set of 4
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Filament Bulbs // 8"
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Fuck All // 8"
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Custom Stitches
Where we celebrate your fabulous uniqueness and take clothes from drab to fab! Enter our Limited Edition Animals and Letters collection – because who needs boring fashion? Attach 'em to your button-downs, denim, jackets, and more. Your style, your rules! Even the little ones can join the fashion party. Yep, we've got kid's clothes covered too.
Got a bold vision? Let's turn it into a reality together!
Stitches for Good
Embroidery artist and philanthropist, I spent two decades in nonprofits, believing in the power to enact change. Now, I offer unique embroideries to support causes like New York City Gay Men's Chorus and Hope For Haiti.