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"It Will Always Be New York or Nowhere" Hand Embroidered Sweatshirt — Bleach Painted New Jersey State Silhouette, Snarky Stitches by Nikki Garb

"It Will Always Be New York or Nowhere" Hand Embroidered Sweatshirt — Bleach Painted New Jersey State Silhouette, Snarky Stitches by Nikki Garb

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Let's be honest. New Jersey is a perfectly fine place. It has highways. It has a Cheesecake Factory. It has — and we mean this kindly — an absolutely stunning view of New York City from almost everywhere you stand in it. And maybe that's the point. Maybe New Jersey's whole purpose, its highest calling, its manifest destiny, is to produce people who are completely, hopelessly, ride-or-die devoted to New York.

This sweatshirt is the confession nobody asked for and everybody needed.

"It Will Always Be New York or Nowhere" is hand embroidered in bold black script across a bleach-painted silhouette of the great state of New Jersey — the only appropriate canvas for this particular declaration of loyalty. Every sweatshirt is made by hand by Snarky Stitches by Nikki Garb. The bleach technique gives each NJ outline its own unique weathered character, which feels right, honestly. Jersey's been through a lot.

Details:
• Dark heather grey crewneck sweatshirt
• Bleach-painted New Jersey state silhouette
• "It Will Always Be New York or Nowhere" hand embroidered in black thread
• Original design by Snarky Stitches by Nikki Garb
• Made to order — allow additional processing time
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Perfect for the Jersey native who considers the PATH train a homecoming, the NYC transplant who came from "just across the river," or anyone whose GPS has memorized the way to the Holland Tunnel. Also an excellent passive-aggressive gift for your friend who keeps insisting Jersey is underrated. It is not.

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