Snarky Stitches
Nude Male Torso Cocktail Napkins - La Bare Collection
Nude Male Torso Cocktail Napkins - La Bare Collection
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The La Bare Collection — Hand-Embroidered Linen Cocktail Napkins
Meet Cody, Ricky, Thor & Dominic. Together, they’re The La Barre Collection—a celebration of the male form, fine linen, and the enduring belief that cocktail hour could always use a little more ass.
Each linen cocktail napkin is hand embroidered in minimalist black linework, capturing the body from a slightly different—and very carefully selected—angle. Think classical figure drawing, if classical figure drawing had better abs and was invited over for drinks.
Elegant from across the room. Much more interesting up close.
Set them on the bar, pour something strong, and allow Cody, Ricky, Thor and Dominic to provide the evening’s scenery. They’re tasteful enough for linen and just inappropriate enough to be Snarky Stitches.
Details: Set of four linen cocktail napkins featuring four individual hand-embroidered male figure designs. Each piece is stitched by hand, so slight variations are part of what makes each one unique.
Perfect for cocktail hour, hostess gifts, birthdays, bachelor or bachelorette weekends, housewarmings, or the friend who appreciates fine linens and a finely formed derrière.
The La Barre Collection. Hand embroidered. Fine linen. Even finer asses.
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