Shut Up Liver Bar Towels

Shut Up Liver! You’re Fine Bar Towels

Your liver has concerns. We have chosen not to hear them.

Some conversations are better left unfinished—particularly the one between you and the organ responsible for processing your questionable decisions.

Embroidered with “SHUT UP, LIVER! YOU’RE FINE”, these bar towels bring exactly the right amount of bad influence to your bar cart, kitchen, or next cocktail-fueled gathering. Equal parts useful and inappropriate, they’ll mop up the evidence while politely reminding your liver to mind its own business.

Sold as a set of two, because one towel simply isn’t enough for the choices you’re about to make.

Hydrate tomorrow. Tonight, we drink.

Set of two embroidered bar towels.