Nude Male Dinner Napkins - The Full Monte Collection

The Full Monte Set — Hand-Embroidered Linen Dinner Napkins

Meet Austin, Dante, Mateo & Rafael. Together, they’re The Full Monte Set—because The Magic Mike Set was apparently wearing too many clothes.

Four linen dinner napkins. Four hand-embroidered men. Zero pants.

Each napkin features an individually stitched male figure in minimalist black linework, ranging from strategically suggestive to well, there it is. They’re sophisticated enough for the good china and inappropriate enough to make your mother ask questions.

Set the table. Open the wine. Put out the nice silverware. Then completely undermine the formality of the occasion with naked men.

Details: Set of four linen dinner napkins featuring four different hand-embroidered designs. Each is stitched individually by hand, so slight variations are part of the charm—and, frankly, no two naked men should look exactly alike.

Perfect for dinner parties, hostess gifts, birthdays, bachelor or bachelorette weekends, housewarmings, or that friend whose dining table has everything except a penis.

The Full Monte Set. Hand embroidered. Linen. Absolutely no modesty included.