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Nude Male Dinner Napkins - The La Bare Collection

Nude Male Dinner Napkins - The La Bare Collection

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The La Barre Collection — Hand-Embroidered Linen Dinner Napkins

Meet Cody, Ricky, Thor & Dominic. Together, they’re The La Barre Collection—a celebration of the male form, fine linen, and the enduring belief that dinner could always use a little more ass.

Each linen dinner napkin is hand embroidered in minimalist black linework, capturing the body from a slightly different—and very carefully selected—angle. Think classical figure drawing, if classical figure drawing had better abs and was seated at your dinner table.

Elegant from across the room. Much more interesting up close.

Fold them beside the plates, pour the wine, and allow Cody, Ricky, Thor and Dominic to provide the evening’s scenery. They’re tasteful enough for linen and just inappropriate enough to be Snarky Stitches.

Details: Set of four linen dinner napkins featuring four individual hand-embroidered male figure designs. Each piece is stitched by hand, so slight variations are part of what makes each one unique.

Perfect for dinner parties, hostess gifts, birthdays, housewarmings, or the friend who appreciates fine dining, fine linens and a finely formed derrière.

The La Barre Collection. Hand embroidered. Fine linen. Even finer asses.

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