{"product_id":"say-perhaps-to-drugs-hand-embroidered-long-sleeve-tshirt","title":"Say Perhaps to Drugs Hand Embroidered Long Sleeve Tshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNancy Reagan said no. We said: let's think about it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"highlight\"\u003enavy long sleeve tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e features a hand-embroidered red prohibition circle — the universal symbol of a firm stance — containing the words \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"highlight\"\u003eSAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in white gothic lettering. The circle has a diagonal slash through it. The slash, presumably, is crossing out certainty itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is the shirt of the philosopher. The pragmatist. The person at the party who, when asked a direct question, responds with \"well, it depends.\" It is committed to ambivalence in a way that requires genuine conviction. The irony is fully intentional and stitched by hand.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe embroidery itself is a masterpiece of deadpan craft: a bold red circle, chunky and handmade-looking, surrounding white hand-stitched text in a slightly unruly gothic font that gives it the energy of a very principled zine from 1994. It sits on the left chest. It says what it says. It means what it means. Maybe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe shirt is navy, long-sleeved, soft cotton jersey — the kind of simple base that goes with everything and offends no one, which makes the embroidery's stance on nuanced decision-making all the more effective. Tuck it into trousers. Wear it under a blazer. Let people read it twice in a meeting and watch their faces. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"body\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHand-embroidered. One of a kind. Each circle slightly different, because even the embroidery isn't committing to a single outcome.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll models are AI designed badly by myself. Use her as a general idea, a vibe, a moment if you will. (I’m so sorry!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snarky Stitches","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":52815342240044,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":52815342272812,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":52815342305580,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":52815342338348,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":52815342371116,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":52815342403884,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8522\/3468\/files\/Photoroom_20260402_095703_12bec72f-52fb-4a9b-9aed-ded97fd30c3f.jpg?v=1775139978","url":"https:\/\/snarkystitchesbynikkigarb.com\/products\/say-perhaps-to-drugs-hand-embroidered-long-sleeve-tshirt","provider":"Snarky Stitches","version":"1.0","type":"link"}