{"product_id":"nude-male-dinner-napkins-the-full-monte-collection-copy","title":"Nude Male Dinner Napkins - The Full Monte Collection","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe Full Monte Set — Hand-Embroidered Linen Dinner Napkins\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eAustin, Dante, Mateo \u0026amp; Rafael\u003c\/strong\u003e. Together, they’re \u003cstrong\u003eThe Full Monte Set\u003c\/strong\u003e—because The Magic Mike Set was apparently wearing too many clothes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eFour linen dinner napkins. Four hand-embroidered men. \u003cstrong\u003eZero pants.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach napkin features an individually stitched male figure in minimalist black linework, ranging from \u003cem\u003estrategically suggestive\u003c\/em\u003e to \u003cem\u003ewell, there it is.\u003c\/em\u003e They’re sophisticated enough for the good china and inappropriate enough to make your mother ask questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSet the table. Open the wine. Put out the nice silverware. Then completely undermine the formality of the occasion with naked men.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Set of four linen dinner napkins featuring four different hand-embroidered designs. Each is stitched individually by hand, so slight variations are part of the charm—and, frankly, no two naked men should look exactly alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePerfect for dinner parties, hostess gifts, birthdays, bachelor or bachelorette weekends, housewarmings, or that friend whose dining table has everything except a penis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Full Monte Set. Hand embroidered. Linen. Absolutely no modesty included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snarky Stitches","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54113422410028,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/8522\/3468\/files\/AustinDinnerNapkin.jpg?v=1790275255","url":"https:\/\/snarkystitchesbynikkigarb.com\/products\/nude-male-dinner-napkins-the-full-monte-collection-copy","provider":"Snarky Stitches","version":"1.0","type":"link"}