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New Jersey is a perfectly fine place. It has highways. It has a Cheesecake Factory. It has — and we mean this kindly — an absolutely stunning view of New York City from almost everywhere you stand in it. And maybe that's the point. Maybe New Jersey's whole purpose, its highest calling, its manifest destiny, is to produce people who are completely, hopelessly, ride-or-die devoted to New York.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sweatshirt is the confession nobody asked for and everybody needed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"It Will Always Be New York or Nowhere\" is hand embroidered in bold black script across a bleach-painted silhouette of the great state of New Jersey — the only appropriate canvas for this particular declaration of loyalty. Every sweatshirt is made by hand by Snarky Stitches by Nikki Garb. The bleach technique gives each NJ outline its own unique weathered character, which feels right, honestly. 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